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hollowtones:

i am 

  • POLITE

i can 

  • DRINKWATER

calellon:

i’m sorry we’ve fallen out touch it’s just that i’ve been in a very bad spot mentally (2011-present)


powerburial:

tatzelwurming:

tatzelwurming:

if i was in a haunted hotel with shelley duvall for an entire winter i would not chase her around with an axe

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get a load of this, fellas. heh, “feminism” ,amirite guys?

im a body language expert and if you watch the film closely you can see she doesn’t like to be chased with an axe


lee-e:

herotox20-deactivated20210706:

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Receptionist in question


tied-up-teacup:

marzipanandminutiae:

scars in fiction: I got this trying to save my lover from an assassin- but tragically, I was too late. now I carry the mark of my failure with me always, and I can never forget~

scars in real life: so I was trying to open macaroni sauce with a paring knife

Tell me how you got your scars in the tags


chippingthegoalkeeper:

thegoldengals:

chippingthegoalkeeper:

I have a lot of pet peeves but I think the biggest one is when people say things like “oh it’s such a small town, only 35,000 people” like bitch my town has 200 people, you need to pick a new adjective 

According to Wikipedia, a small town is 1,000-20,000 people. So although you are correct in stating that 35,000 people is not a small town (it is a large town), you are incorrect in thinking that you live in a town. You live in a village. You are a villager.

I…… don’t know what to do with that information……a villager…


wiggernometry-deactivated202210:

Top three things to say to women

  1. That’s crazy
  2. Fair enough
  3. yeah it’s actually humidity more than the heat itself you’re feeling

blackphoenixincorporated:

tibby:

tubi is one of our greatest warriors in the fight against streaming services costing a fortune for mediocre content. tubi has the most insane collection of movies you will ever encounter all for free. it has cult classics and questionable lifetime movies and movies that nobody except like three people on the planet have ever seen. tubi has movies that doesn’t exist. like if you just thought of a movie one day but never made it and no one ever made it it would somehow still exist on tubi. one day i will log onto tubitv dot com and i will see terribly inappropriate, overly complex, and strange on there. and i won’t even be surprised.

Tubi is where I found this gem:

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